A small…” no matter how hard he tried his mouth was so dry the words wouldn’t come out.“A small what?” asked the girl. Her voice sounding st...ange“A small er … headache” said Joe. He just couldn’t say the word ‘penis’ over the phone and his only thought now was to extricate himself from this awful situation.“Headache?” the girl sounded puzzled“Yes. That’s why I need the Panadols” said Joe. The idea had come to him to suggest the girl on reception had misheard.“Oh… Panadols I thought you. )Gordon (Smiling): Of course. I know Irene thinks I'm hung like a horse.BZZZZZZ (A buzzer sounds)Peter: I'm sorry Gordon, that is not what Irene said.Gordon: Irene, what's up? You always tell me it is so big?Irene: That's just so you don't start crying like a little baby.Gordon: What?Irene: Look, all your friends have bigger cocks. Every one of them. Joe, George, Henry, Bud, Nat, Harvey, Alan, Bob, they're all bigger.Gordon: Harvey?Irene: They are all bigger, Gordon. Deal with it.(Camera pans. June was sitting on the patio, still looking very apprehensive. "What is the problem?" "Remember Lori?" Suddenly, my mind went into overdrive. Lori was the woman that June gave the 'beaver shot' in the bar, the lesbian kiss in the rest room, the bi-sexual trip to Tuscon, and the overnight sex toy play-time. I remembered her well. "Yes, why?" "Well, Lori called me and has been emailing me for about a week. It seems that her and Nick are expanding their sexual horizons. To make a long story. You could safely say that the wardrobe I had was something that most modern women would truly die for. I hadn't had sex in a very long time, but crossdressing, along with the odd cybersex session when dressed, somehow seemed to cool me down from my heated moments of horny devilness.Not wanting to just live half my life and then throw the rest away, it was time to venture out into the world again. This time there was a motive of girlie fun on my mind, instead of the normal mundane stuff that.
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