"Well, I would say that Master Eogham has an appreciation for the finer things in life," I said after examining everything."The Master will be expecte... to appear for dinner when it is served," Sunshine reminded me, bringing me back from my reverie at finding such a pleasant chamber to the hard facts of the present."What are you going to do?" she asked, worried."I would say that we are going to dinner when it is announced," I told her, as I opened one of the chests containing clothing. There. “Here you are.” I respond as I hand you my ticket, noticing that you have the most beautiful green eyes, and thick lips. “Thank you, Steve” you say as you hand my ticket back to me, informing me that I’ll be in the last row in front of the stewardess’ area. As I make my way back to my seat, I can’t help but wonder what you’re thinking. We’re you an interested member of the mile high club, or just a sex deprived young 20’s something looking for an adventure? As the last of the passengers. I told my aunty to go for any other movie and she agreed. I chose a bad movie where there is hardly a crowd to watch it I took a corner tickets and chose the top row. When we entered inside there were hardly some fifty people for the movie we sat there and ordered for a coke and popcorn, our order was served and the movie started she was sitting on my right-hand side I was holding the come in my right hand and popcorn in my left hand she used to bend to take the popcorn every time and my right. As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?A. A navel.Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make.
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