He straightened his overcoat as she slumped to the ground. ‘There, now you can’t cause any trouble.’ I swung my briefcase – I should thank Jan...t for implementing the idea for that maneuver – and it crashed down on his back, pushing him against the side of the van. I continued to blindly thrash about, wielding my briefcase with the expert precision as a newborn does with its rattle. When my strength was exhausted, I opened my eyes to learn the truth about the carnage that I’d done. I expected to. Jemima was not fat, centaurs were far too active ever to get fat, in fact except for the delicately blossoming breasts just beginning to bud under her crop top, there wasn't a spare ounce of fat to be see anywhere. You could have played 'Star Spangled Banner' on both sets of Jemima's ribs."Be my guest," I replied generously. "You'd better dig a lot more stuff out of the fridge. You know what your appetite's like."As a growing centaur filly, Jemima ate about six times as much as me so she dug a. ‘Well, it started Friday evening, when Danny was supposed to take me to dinner. He sent me a text telling me that he wouldn’t be able to make it. I tried to call him to make new plans but he didn’t answer. I then sent him a text asking if he would like to meet up at my place Saturday, just for a movie night, nice food, cuddle in the sofa, that sort of thing. I got no answer to the text, so I tried ringing him a couple of times on Saturday. By Sunday I was getting worried when he still hadn’t. I’ll always believe that he regretted not making them his playthings. I certainly wish that he had. Life would have been a lot easier for each of us.“I know that your mother, my Aunt Kelly, wasn’t the best of mothers, and that Aunt Wendy abused you in many ways once you moved in with her. Is it true that she had you circumcised just to reduce the pleasure of sex and masturbation for you? Circumcised at fifteen, when you could still remember the pain!” Stacey finally dared to ask me a question.
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